Do you live in Montibirdybashy or are you just hanging around because you think it's cool?
Going anywhere nice on your summer hols? Oh, I forgot I banned travelling, didn't I.
Actually, talking of fans, we had a new one installed in the sitting room. Great spec, about 5,000 rpm I think the man said. Sad to say, but I suppose it was just too powerful. It flew off when I turned it up full blast and that mosaic that some of you spent twenty years making went with it I'm afraid. Consequently we have a gaping hole in the ceiling and have had to have an iceberg flown in and put in the pool. I recommend it!
I know you don't have swimming pools or any drinking water for that matter, but I'm sure you will feel a little bit of relief from the blazing heat when you think of me perched on the tip of the iceberg with a bucket of shaved ice to munch on.
Thanks for your adoration always!
The Emperor Peng Win 2.0
David Severn: Pencil-controller at David Severn Illustration, Percy & Friends, the Space-Teatime Continuum.