I’m absolutely loving my new Strange Rover™! I just went out for a drive around the town - this car has great horsepower and everything.
I’m sorry if that was your house I bumped into and destroyed. It’s not my fault if the streets are too narrow. Actually, the whole street fell down, one after the other just like dominoes!
Also, why don’t people get out of the way when I’m zooming down the road? I was honking like mad, but people just froze and looked horrified - for a second. I must do something about that. Maybe I’ll have a louder horn made, that should do it.
Happy motoring! (Although that’s probably only me!)
Honk - honk!
Emperor Peng Win 2.0
© David Severn